Rowbessvon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic salamander.

Rowbessvon created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowbessvon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rowbessvon, she will turn you into a snail.

Rowbessvon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rowbessvon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not take Rowbessvon's name in vain.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.