Cabgutloop Muthunvog Gonbenlist is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud mongoose.

Cabgutloop Muthunvog Gonbenlist created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabgutloop Muthunvog Gonbenlist, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cabgutloop Muthunvog Gonbenlist, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cabgutloop Muthunvog Gonbenlist's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cabgutloop Muthunvog Gonbenlist's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green goats for they are unholy.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Worship no other gods but Cabgutloop Muthunvog Gonbenlist.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.