Futdadtaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless horse.

Futdadtaf created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Futdadtaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Futdadtaf, it will turn you into a frog.

Futdadtaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Futdadtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide if three tortoises approach from the north.