Stigfudbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive dragonfly.

Stigfudbonk created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigfudbonk, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stigfudbonk, she will destroy your home solar system.

Stigfudbonk's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Stigfudbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not run in public.

4. You must pray to Stigfudbonk three times a day.

5. You must never eat rice.