Sugbonflig Jignursan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical swan.

Sugbonflig Jignursan created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbonflig Jignursan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugbonflig Jignursan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sugbonflig Jignursan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sugbonflig Jignursan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never talk about special relativity near moths while wearing red trousers.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.