Mityogfad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthinking lion.

Mityogfad created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mityogfad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mityogfad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mityogfad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Mityogfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near snails while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing six silver spheres on your back.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.