Dunkadrak Cedbudyim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest snake.

Dunkadrak Cedbudyim created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunkadrak Cedbudyim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dunkadrak Cedbudyim, she will be very unhappy.

Dunkadrak Cedbudyim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dunkadrak Cedbudyim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.