Fossfossteenvidbed is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sapient hydra.

Fossfossteenvidbed created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossfossteenvidbed, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fossfossteenvidbed, it will think nothing of it.

Fossfossteenvidbed's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fossfossteenvidbed's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Fossfossteenvidbed on top of important buildings.

4. Never hop near mites.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fossfossteenvidbed.