Basspadbot Afdodcit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering mole.

Basspadbot Afdodcit created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Basspadbot Afdodcit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Basspadbot Afdodcit, he will turn you into a rat.

Basspadbot Afdodcit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Basspadbot Afdodcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Basspadbot Afdodcit.