Rutfad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, grumpy hydra.

Rutfad created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutfad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rutfad, it will not invite you to parties.

Rutfad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rutfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutfad.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not chop down trees.