Didgomhig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast sheep.

Didgomhig created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didgomhig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Didgomhig, it will turn you into a snail.

Didgomhig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Didgomhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Didgomhig loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Never hurt ducks.