Xuckbinbell Betkiktof is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, two-faced dolphin.

Xuckbinbell Betkiktof created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbinbell Betkiktof, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Xuckbinbell Betkiktof, she will destroy your home planet.

Xuckbinbell Betkiktof's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Xuckbinbell Betkiktof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Pray towards the east.