Gidnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent penguin.

Gidnarl created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidnarl, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidnarl, she will turn you into a rat.

Gidnarl's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gidnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near gulls while wearing magenta dresses.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidnarl.