Bopstaflit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart pigeon.

Bopstaflit created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopstaflit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bopstaflit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bopstaflit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bopstaflit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Do not cook food in pots.