Hubdunleg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying seal.

Hubdunleg created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubdunleg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hubdunleg, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hubdunleg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hubdunleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.