Artzogbifveglatnullfagfud Cenfidsad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tranquil dugong.

Artzogbifveglatnullfagfud Cenfidsad created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Artzogbifveglatnullfagfud Cenfidsad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Artzogbifveglatnullfagfud Cenfidsad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Artzogbifveglatnullfagfud Cenfidsad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Artzogbifveglatnullfagfud Cenfidsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. You must pray to Artzogbifveglatnullfagfud Cenfidsad five times a day.

5. Never skip in holy places.