Quagshavbass is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking dog.

Quagshavbass created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagshavbass, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quagshavbass, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quagshavbass' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quagshavbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Quagshavbass in the centre of the settlement.