Ruttcussyar is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, dishonourable bear.

Ruttcussyar created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcussyar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttcussyar, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ruttcussyar's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ruttcussyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never sing near squirrels.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Always wear indigo.