Yatnullbig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest gorilla.

Yatnullbig created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatnullbig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatnullbig, he will torture you forever.

Yatnullbig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yatnullbig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear brown shorts.