Rakcantig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak gerbil.

Rakcantig created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Rakcantig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rakcantig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rakcantig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rakcantig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near tortoises.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never paint your head violet.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.