Damnegkad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, overgenerous raven.

Damnegkad created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damnegkad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Damnegkad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Damnegkad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Damnegkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always obey Damnegkad's priests.

5. Never feed lots of onions to cats while wearing pink skirts.