Pommotbungun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fussy naga.

Pommotbungun created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pommotbungun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pommotbungun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Pommotbungun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pommotbungun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Never skip in the presence of shrews.