Fubdodhom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, emotional jaguar.

Fubdodhom created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubdodhom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubdodhom, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fubdodhom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fubdodhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Worship no other gods but Fubdodhom.

5. Never bounce near voles.