Jigsugbep is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair owl.

Jigsugbep created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigsugbep, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jigsugbep, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jigsugbep's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Jigsugbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always stare at clouds.