Lababsog Tettititzog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, proud camel.

Lababsog Tettititzog created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Lababsog Tettititzog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lababsog Tettititzog, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Lababsog Tettititzog's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lababsog Tettititzog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Lababsog Tettititzog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Pray towards the east.