Bopgidmin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, annoying bear.

Bopgidmin created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgidmin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bopgidmin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bopgidmin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bopgidmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never paint your arms violet.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not commit murder.