Gofgomwee is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, generous pig.

Gofgomwee created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gofgomwee, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gofgomwee, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gofgomwee's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gofgomwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always obey Gofgomwee's priests.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Gofgomwee loves cats, so they must be respected.