Besthapbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, cheerful dingo.

Besthapbus created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Besthapbus, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Besthapbus, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Besthapbus' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Besthapbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always obey Besthapbus' priests.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.