Sabcedbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying tapir.

Sabcedbaf created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabcedbaf, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sabcedbaf, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sabcedbaf's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sabcedbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Never feed bread to sheep while wearing skirts.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabcedbaf.