Cattabrot is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, grumpy
rat.
Cattabrot created matter five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cattabrot, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Cattabrot, it will try to impress you with trees.
Cattabrot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Cattabrot's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never paint your hands magenta.
4. Worship no other gods but Cattabrot.
5. Always pray immersed in water.