Cattabrot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, grumpy rat.

Cattabrot created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cattabrot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cattabrot, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cattabrot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cattabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never paint your hands magenta.

4. Worship no other gods but Cattabrot.

5. Always pray immersed in water.