Hadxenbass is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud hydra.

Hadxenbass created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadxenbass, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadxenbass, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hadxenbass' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hadxenbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Run away from cyan snails, for they are unholy.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.