Popcissvid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless wombat.

Popcissvid created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popcissvid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popcissvid, she will turn you into a mouse.

Popcissvid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Popcissvid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Popcissvid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear blue hats.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.