Yikvilhomfed is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, compassionate frog.

Yikvilhomfed created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikvilhomfed, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikvilhomfed, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yikvilhomfed's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yikvilhomfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Worship no other gods but Yikvilhomfed.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.