Nullgebvog Farnsatfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow hummingbird.

Nullgebvog Farnsatfeb created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullgebvog Farnsatfeb, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nullgebvog Farnsatfeb, he will turn you into a mole.

Nullgebvog Farnsatfeb's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nullgebvog Farnsatfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Worship no other gods but Nullgebvog Farnsatfeb.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.