Jinbegcud is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest squirrel.

Jinbegcud created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinbegcud, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jinbegcud, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jinbegcud's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jinbegcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Worship no other gods but Jinbegcud.

5. Never paint your hands orange.