Gebyimlim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful weasel.

Gebyimlim created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebyimlim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebyimlim, he will strike you with lightening.

Gebyimlim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gebyimlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Gebyimlim's name in vain.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must love Gebyimlim.