Sawmobrow is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, boastful snake.

Sawmobrow created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawmobrow, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawmobrow, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sawmobrow's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sawmobrow's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Always wear green.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear yellow shoes.