Tiggutbot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing pigeon.

Tiggutbot created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggutbot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tiggutbot, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Tiggutbot's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tiggutbot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue ants, for they are unholy.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.