Sinfembumtailjopsakgun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless troll.

Sinfembumtailjopsakgun created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinfembumtailjopsakgun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sinfembumtailjopsakgun, it will throw large rocks at you.

Sinfembumtailjopsakgun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sinfembumtailjopsakgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Retreat if four hamsters approach from the north.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.