Sispangbif is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty hare.

Sispangbif created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sispangbif, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sispangbif, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sispangbif's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sispangbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to snails while wearing gray shorts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Always stare at clouds.