Madbopboding is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, amazing whale.

Madbopboding created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madbopboding, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Madbopboding, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Madbopboding's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Madbopboding's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never paint your head mauve.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Madbopboding in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Put Madbopboding first in all things.