Camquimwad Pagkamzakkimvental Mifganbafstan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring fly.

Camquimwad Pagkamzakkimvental Mifganbafstan created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Camquimwad Pagkamzakkimvental Mifganbafstan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Camquimwad Pagkamzakkimvental Mifganbafstan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Camquimwad Pagkamzakkimvental Mifganbafstan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Camquimwad Pagkamzakkimvental Mifganbafstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Never feed aubergines to otters while wearing yellow dresses.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.