Taddapdam is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, loving centaur.

Taddapdam created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Taddapdam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Taddapdam, he will jump up and down on your head.

Taddapdam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Taddapdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Taddapdam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.