Bonnullven is a god.
She takes the form of a large, tranquil
wolf.
Bonnullven created an atom eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonnullven, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Bonnullven, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Bonnullven's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Bonnullven's Holy Commandments1. Never look at stars.
2. You must love Bonnullven.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never write about black holes.