Higbognull is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthinking dove.

Higbognull created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higbognull, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Higbognull, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Higbognull's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Higbognull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Higbognull in the centre of the settlement.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Higbognull loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your back pink.