Tenhatrot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, calm raven.

Tenhatrot created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhatrot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tenhatrot, she will destroy your home solar system.

Tenhatrot's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tenhatrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Never look at comets.

5. You must never eat grapes.