Podarf is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciless finch.

Podarf created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podarf, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Podarf, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Podarf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Podarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Run away if nine swans approach from the north.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.
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