Higmig Citkimcim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tranquil snake.

Higmig Citkimcim created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higmig Citkimcim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higmig Citkimcim, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Higmig Citkimcim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Higmig Citkimcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Higmig Citkimcim's priests.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never pour water over plants.