Geblargdob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy giraffe.

Geblargdob created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Geblargdob, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Geblargdob, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Geblargdob's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Geblargdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Hide if three manatees approach from the south.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not skip in public.