Queegdonhap Kenlopnut Dapmittal is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient deer.

Queegdonhap Kenlopnut Dapmittal created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegdonhap Kenlopnut Dapmittal, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Queegdonhap Kenlopnut Dapmittal, she will send you a sign.

Queegdonhap Kenlopnut Dapmittal's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Queegdonhap Kenlopnut Dapmittal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing yellow shirts.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.